LP REVIEW

PHLUID
"CYNICAL SMILE"
(Spiky Black Cat Records - SBC009)

1. SINNER
2. CHANCES OF RAIN
3. 21ST CENTURY BEATNIK BABY!
4. ROCK 'N' ROLL CLICHE
5. RENT BOY
6. STRANGE BEAUTY
7. HEY JON
8. NO FEELINGS
9. PURE
10. BORDERS OF MY MIND
11.
FAKE
12. HEROINE

 

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PHLUID 'Cynical Smile' LP

 

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The debut album release from this Leeds based five-piece band entitled ‘Cynical Smile’ certainly makes you grin - well actually it’s probably more of a smirk… Their rough mix of glittering rock ‘n roll and plastic punk ventures a less than serious assault on the music world and maybe it’s one that most will just treat with contempt?

Re-treading the ground done to death by The Wildhearts years ago, this glitzy rock ‘n roll does have a slight punk-lite/new wave undercurrent (particularly at times with the vocal delivery) which is mixed with a more staid Indie style and very rarely gets any heavier than that. At best it’s incredibly ordinary and unspectacular but at it’s worse we are talking intensely cheesy and just plain awful.

‘Sinner’ is an example of the latter, displaying some first class cheese - it’s a horrible track complete with fake American accents and cliché lyrics - you just find yourself wanting to switch it off. The third track ‘21st Century Beatnik Baby!’ gets a little better with its pop-rock, punk-lite Babylon Zoo feel but things really get bad with the next song ‘Rock 'N' Roll Cliché’. This is their premier tongue-in-cheek track that boasts the classic lyrics "she wears no knickers when she’s on the floor" in a song that seems to be taking the piss out of themselves. In fact it successfully sums up this band - tacky and cringe-worthy, uninspiring, tired and yes cliché.

On the positive, ‘Strange Beauty’, ‘No Feelings’ and ‘Borders Of My Mind’, while not being anything more than ordinary, all show a more developed and solid side to the band, examining commercial pop-rock with far more enthusiasm and substance. ‘Pure’ offers a radio friendly Indie sound that could even make a half-decent single, but that really is as good as it gets.

An album split between fairly ordinary but listeneble songs and incredibly tongue-in-cheek cliché howlers, that make for an uncomfortable mix. Either way it’s difficult to give them much respect.  Let this be a warning to you - this is the sort of stuff that gets produced when a musical scene is getting very, very stale…

Rigsby  (19th January, 2003)
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